Why Food Porn?
By no means are my photos lusty or salacious enough to be considered food porn. These amateur photos are questionable at best. I started using my DSLR on May 29th 2010 and have so much more to learn. Luckily, by jumping on the camera bandwagon late, I have a multitude of teachers to show me the ropes. Like this guy. He is a good guy. 

Genres of Food Smut   
Food Porn? My dishes and desserts ready for the dinnertable and spotlight.   
Underage/Immature Food Porn? Doughs, batters, chopped ingredients and the like. Food that is not ready to legally be served. Possibly too risque for mass consumption.   
Snuff Food Porn? Massacred peels, shells, crusts and crumbs. The carnage may be offensive to some viewers. 

the Gear
My Dad’s old Nikon D80 
My iPhone 4s (primarily Camera+)